Lost In Translation? A little bit of nonsense really, but I enjoyed writing it and hope it might cheer up a gloomy evening (well, it is here in Pembrokeshire anyway)

Lost in translation?

Cooked Flan in Llandovery

I saw Steven in Llanstefan

And ate a pie in Pwyl

Sang Climb Every Mountain in Mwnt

And Angel Eyes on Carningli

Dined out in Dinas

Ate sewen in Fishguard

And eels in Llanelli

Bought a car in Cardiff

Saw a cygnet in Swansea

Got ripped off in Conway

Swam in Welshpool

Laughed in Laugherne

Got wrecked in Wrexham

Wept in Torvaen

Had a haircut in Aberaeron

Was wistful in Aberystwyth

Hysterical in Hermon

Took a drop in Newport

Or was it bathed in Trefdraeth

Took a boat from Newquay

Spent a decade in Tenby

Sang in Treorchy

Drove a Morris Minor in Magor

Felt glum in Merthyr

Decided Neath was enough

Barbecued in Skewen

Mistook Skokholm for Sweden

Got evicted

To England!